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I’ve been told about a rep who visited our Forest Hill store Friday who wanted us to carry some new magazine which is to be given away free. It will change your business forever, he said. It will change your customer’s lives, he said. I think we need to get a water pistol at the counter to cool down some of the cultish reps who claim they will change our lives. We should give then 15 seconds to leave otherwise we squirt them. They will soon learn. If I want my life changed I’ll go to Mecca, Vatican City, Lourdes or Lumbini.